In a perfect world – or even just a pleasant one – generosity would rule. Kindness would wrap us all in warmth. Honesty would triumph. Honor and integrity would be our guides. “Nice” wouldn’t be a passive-aggressive insult meaning “weak.” And earnest earthy silversmiths would not pass off food-colored...
For almost six decades, now, I’ve been told what to do – an endless barrage of authoritarian orders. Mind you, I’m not blaming my parents. Survival depends upon following the advice and guidance of those who love and protect you during those early years. Now that I’m a parent...
You don’t have to be a stable genius to pass for a decent human being. All it takes is a little consideration for other people. Even fake civility will take you far. It’s enlightened self-interest – the very very best interest, believe me. First: Don’t spit your gum out...
Lily Tomlin said it best: No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up. I am not fooled by the instant sanitary seat cover at the airport: Press a button and the cover rolls around to offer your butt a pristine Saran-wrapped perch. Pee with peace...
Can you hear the foul language hanging in the air? There, over that pan in the picture? One of my flaws (I know you’re shocked, but there are a few) is a penchant for pride. While it’s odd for someone wracked with insecurity to harbor proud secret vanities, I’m...